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Monday, August 25th, 2008
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
Tags: Boss, Work
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Friday, January 25th, 2008
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employers home phone number and was greeted with a Child’s’ whisper.
“Hello”"Is your daddy home?” he asked
“Yes” whispered the small voice
“May I talk with him?”
“No”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mummy there?”
“Yes” (more…)
Tags: Boss, Employee, Joke
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Thursday, January 24th, 2008
Tags: Excuse Me
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Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
Some peoples always worried about the slippers when they need to wear off the slippers. Now, you can save your slippers…. See the image below 
Tags: Slippers
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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
I recevied a cartoon picture from my friend which is based on the news “Chaudhary brothers (Shuja’at Hussain & Pervaiz Elahi) will take oath from the ticket holders of PML(Q)”.
See the image below:
Tags: Chaudhry, Oath, PML(Q)
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Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.
Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, “That woman was my mother!”
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember who she was!”
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Moral: Don’t copy if you can’t paste
Tags: Joke
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Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
Mera source code Pad kar hasana nahi,
Ise chalta dekh tum fasana nahi….
Main testing karata Hun Boss ki Kasam,
Bina piye Whiskey, Beer ya Rum….
—— MUSIC ——–
Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein,
Beche Windows usne mujhe saste mein,
Usne kaha “Tuze CEO banaoon”
Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoon
Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aana
Bill Joy ko bol diya na baba naa
Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car
Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar
Par development ke liye main to kachchaa Hun
Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa Hun….
—— MUSIC ——–
(slow)
Mere daddoo , likhe Software
Bina use kiye , koi Hardware
Meri Beti , banegi Aunty
Jab tak inst all , hoga NT
(fast)
Release ho raha hai mera Software naya
Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiya
Microsoft NE jab mera H-1 kiya
Bug Free Windows Maine release kiyaa ..
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Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
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She descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”
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The man below replied “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
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“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist. “I am”, replied the man.
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“How did you know?”
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“Well, answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip even more.”
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The man below responded, “You must be in management.”
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“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
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“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!”
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