Pakistan (August 14, 2009) 63rd Youm-e-Azadi
Friday, August 14th, 2009
Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category
Mind Blowing Dailogues in English
Friday, April 10th, 2009- You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get ur death certificate
- You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze u’ll say HUTCH.
- You can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College.
- You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
- A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software.
- You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup.
- You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.
IT Twins
Friday, March 20th, 2009An IT staff gave birth to a set of twins.
Guess what they named.
Tags: Technology
Work of Me and My Boss
Monday, August 25th, 2008When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
Why employee on leave without prior notice
Friday, January 25th, 2008A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employers home phone number and was greeted with a Child’s’ whisper.
“Yes” whispered the small voice
“May I talk with him?”
“No”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mummy there?”
“Yes” (more…)
How to save your slippers
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008Some peoples always worried about the slippers when they need to wear off the slippers. Now, you can save your slippers…. See the image below 
Tags: Slippers
Chaudhry brothers will take oath from party ticket holder
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008I recevied a cartoon picture from my friend which is based on the news “Chaudhary brothers (Shuja’at Hussain & Pervaiz Elahi) will take oath from the ticket holders of PML(Q)”.
See the image below:
