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Logic Counts

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One day, a programmer’s wife asked her husband,

Can you go to the shop and buy a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, buy six. The programmer goes to the shop and returns with seven loaves of bread.

Useless Inventions

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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His wife becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see this warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

The man replies, “I’m a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”