Logic Counts
One day, a programmer’s wife asked her husband,
Can you go to the shop and buy a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, buy six. The programmer goes to the shop and returns with seven loaves of bread.
Useless Inventions
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His wife becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see this warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
The man replies, “I’m a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”
Why employee on leave without prior notice
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employers home phone number and was greeted with a Child’s’ whisper.
“Yes” whispered the small voice
“May I talk with him?”
“No”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mummy there?”
don’t copy other if you can’t do well
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.
Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, “That woman was my mother!”
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember who she was!”
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Moral: Don’t copy if you can’t paste
